• Zamboniman
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    2641 year ago

    …Kernel patch at age 4. Sigh… What have I done with my life?

    • Bizarroland
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      1351 year ago

      You done fucked up from the moment you turned 5. That’s where you went wrong. You should have just stopped getting older

    • Kilgore Trout
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      101 year ago

      You can start now!


      I am no developer, but I’ve submitted my first patch a few months ago.

      It simply added my laptop to a list of quirks, in order to make the microphone work.

  • @Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    1091 year ago

    No matter how many times I read this I have no idea what’s going on. Can someone explain this like I’m 3

    • @Prismey@sh.itjust.works
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      A girl read documentation and see that all the titles are underlined with -, but one of the letter isn’t underlined like the others (that’s the lonely s). Then she asks the person doing the commit to fix it and they fix it together.

      • @jet@hackertalks.com
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        341 year ago

        And then the older pair programmer goes to social media and calls out their partners age for clout. Ageism is real in tech. :)

    • @MJBrune@beehaw.org
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      661 year ago

      So in the documentation they had

      1.9 Ext4 file system parameters
      ------------------------------
      

      As you can see the ‘s’ doesn’t get a ‘-’ under it. So they changed the documentation to:

      1.9 Ext4 file system parameters
      -------------------------------
      

      so the ‘s’ in parameters gets a dash under it.

      this seems to be the standard as everywhere else the dashes go for the same length of characters as the above line. Example:

      2.0 /proc/consoles
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      The little girl said the ‘s’ in parameters is sad because it didn’t get the dash under it and it was all alone. So they added the dash.

    • jsveiga
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      See the first red box in the documentation text? The underline dashes don’t go up to the last letter (s).

      4 year old girl said the “s” was sad because of that, uncle submitted a patch to fix that, and it was accepted.

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      The line of code (well, documentation in the code) used to look like something like this (I’m not sure if this formatting will work on mobile, sorry):

      The code ends with an s

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      And after her changes it looks like this:

      The code ends with an s

      ------------------------

      See how I added an extra - in that second line? That makes the S happier because now it also has a - below it like all the other letters. This also just generally makes that line more consistent with other spots in the code. So it’s not a bad change. It doesn’t do anything really but making your code format nice, easy to read, and consistent is usually important in programming so although it doesn’t do anything tangible it’s still a valuable change!

    • @fubo@lemmy.world
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      71 year ago

      She spotted that there was a missing - in the underline for a heading in a piece of documentation, and her parent helped her submit a fix.

    • @redawl@sh.itjust.works
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      61 year ago

      The first red box shows that the dotted line underneith the text doesn’t go all the way to the s in the text above. In the other red box, the dotted line goes all the way.

      The neice submitted a patch to add the missing line.

  • Flarp
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    581 year ago

    lazy to not submit a unit test to check for this throughout the repo. That girl isn’t going anywhere with that kind of work ethic

    • @redcalcium
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      11 year ago

      This is the linux kernel repo. Testing are done by making an RC release and wait for bug reports to show up in the mailing list.

  • SootyChimney [any]
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    411 year ago

    Though slightly cliche, this just feels right. That niece has learned a great lesson about how collaborating to improve things is always possible, and that open-source relies on everyone doing their bit.

      • platysalty
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        71 year ago

        You just know she unlocked a core memory that day. No way this experience doesn’t shape her in some way.

  • @demlet@lemmy.world
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    211 year ago

    I would like to request a patch to the patch request. The submitter describes the dashes as equal signs and it’s really bugging me.