• @redcalcium
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    2811 months ago

    People who can’t cook: “I guess a have a new roommate now”

    • @dudinax@programming.dev
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      911 months ago

      Leading to a training montage. Years later, your roommate tries your three thousandth attempt at fuck-off soup, smiles at you, stands up and says “whelp…”